I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Randomize
