Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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