Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
