Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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