Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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