She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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