You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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