i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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