Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My dad just said "fuck circus"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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