Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
