Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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