So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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