we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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