i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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