Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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