you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
This is my gift to your gina
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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