Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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