If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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