I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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