He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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