I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
