is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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