so explain again why im purple
no
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
