I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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