Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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