Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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