Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize