Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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