awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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