he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Randomize
