ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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