We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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