Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You left your phone here
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