i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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