shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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