we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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