Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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