put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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