plz talk dirty to me
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The best revenge is premature balding
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Holy shit dude........stairs
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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