im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Don't you send me to vm
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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