We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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