do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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