So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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