Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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