Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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