I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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