I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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