is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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