check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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