Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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