i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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