Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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