Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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