Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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