Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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