That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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