I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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